Funny Halloween Kid Jokes
1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.
2. How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern…
3. What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream.
4. What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein.
5. What kind of music do mummies love?
Wrap music.
6. What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
7. What does a witch use to do her hair?
Scarespray.
8. What room does a ghost not need?
A living room.
9. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A blood hound.
10. What is a ghost’s nose full of?
Boo-gers.
11. What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
12. Are black cats bad luck?
Sure, if you’re a mouse.
13. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch.
14. When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
16. What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
17. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow?
Frost bite.
18. Why did the zombie skip school?
He was feeling rotten.
19. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
20. What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trom-bone.
21. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Day-scare centers.
22. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
23. What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
24. How do ghosts wash their hair?
With sham-boo.
25. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
26. What’s big, scary and has three wheels?
A monster on a tricycle.
27. Why don’t vampires have more friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck.
28. What position does a ghost play in hockey?
Ghoulie
29. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
30. What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?
Coffin drops.
31. What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-jeans.