Funny Pirate Jokes for Kids

1. What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.

2. Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

3. What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?
He got marooned.

4. How did the pirate get his flag so cheaply?
He bought it on sail.

5. What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.

6. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.

7. Why is pirating so addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked.

8. How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they arrr.