Laugh Out Loud with These Easter Jokes for Kids

Laugh Out Loud: Get ready for a basketful of laughs with these egg-cellent Easter jokes! Ever wondered why the Easter Bunny was so upset? Turns out, he was having a bad hare day! And how does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Lots of eggs-ercise, of course! If you think a rabbit’s nose can’t be 12 inches long, you’re right—it would be a foot instead! And have you seen the oldest rabbits in a group? Just look for the ones with gray hares. From unique rabbits to jokes cracking up Easter eggs, these jokes will have you hopping with laughter. Get ready to enjoy some bunny humor this Easter season!

1. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day.

2. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer.

3. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise.

4. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

5. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares.

6. What do you call a bunny who isn’t smart?
A hare brain.

7. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.

8. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.

9. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.

10. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
It might crack up.

11. What did one colored egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks lately?

12. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny.

13. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?
The Bunny Hop.

14. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.

15. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
Only one because after that, it’s not empty.

16. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

17. Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.